Welcome, students, before we get started,
I’d like to get to know a little about you.
There’s an index card on your desk.
Please write your first and last name,
your year and major,
a contact number, and your email address.
Then here are a few questions I’d like you to answer,
so I can get better acquainted with you.
Who is your favorite author?
What is your favorite movie?
What is your favorite TV show?
Who is your favorite musician, musical group, or musical genre?
What is your favorite kind of food?
Where is your favorite place to travel?
When you’ve finished filling out your cards, please pass them up to me.
Oh my, someone has terrible taste in books and must be barely literate.
You do realize money never should have been wasted on making that movie.
If there’s were an Emmy for stupidest TV show ever, that one would win.
Come on, flushing the toilet makes better music than that.
You must be the one person on earth who can keep that kind of food down.
If you hate traveling, that’s as good a place as any to waster time going to.
Geez, folks, honestly, it’s students like you who make me hate teaching.
I can tell this is going to be a horrible semester, so let’s strap in and let the nightmare begin