Photos of kids in the bathtub with others
Can make you reflect on your childhood and shudder
How could parents think this idea was so cute?
The water looks dirty, chilly, and scummy
Babes swapping their germs while smiling for the birdy
Would they jump in this broth for a photo shoot?
No matter how in love, this couldn’t be sexy
It wasn’t for us, and they’d feel just as messy
Even if thrown in with a medley of veggies
This toddler stew would be rancid and greasy
And what about weewee and number twos bursting
Surprise additions to this lovely stew cooking
For Kodak moments, how nostalgia enhancing
More trauma stung twinges along with the scratching
Lanning Lee 