Daily Mantra

All the weeds in my yard will disappear
No tree branches or leaves will ever fall
There will never be a line at any cash register
The internet and all streaming services will be free
I’ll never sweat or get dirty
My teeth will always have just been brushed
I’ll never have to wash my car 
My house will never need vacuuming
My clothes will never need washing or ironing
Reservations for airlines and hotels will have already been made 
I’ll never need medical, dental, or vision care again
All the books I own will have been read
I will learn every song I’ve ever wanted to sing
I will write every word I was meant to write 
There will actually be world peace
Politicians will be honest and uphold their oath of office
Every woman I ever loved has also loved me
All the pets I’ve ever had will be waiting for me in heaven