Daily Affirmations

Mantra

(May be chanted aloud or recited silently)

Take a deep breath and exhale slowly

Begin

All weeds in my yard disappear and no leaves or branches ever fall.

My house never needs vacuuming.

My toilets are always sparkling.

My windows never need to be wiped.

My house never needs painting.

My roof never needs to be re-shingled.

I never have to wash my car or service it.

My clothes never need washing and/or ironing.

My favorite pairs of shoes never wear out.

I never have to shop for food or cook.

All food I eat is scrumptious.

I always have money in my bank account.

Federal and State income tax forms fill in and electronically file themselves.

I never need medical, dental, or vision care.

Any insurance coverage I need is free.

All monthly utility usage and all streaming services are free.

My computer does not slow down with age.

I do not slow down with age.

Any book I read is worth the time.

Anything I write is worth the time.

All movies I see are two thumbs up.

When I play music, I sound like my favorite artist.

I never have to wait in line for anything anywhere.

There is always a convenient parking space available.

Air travel, car rentals, and hotel accommodations are free.

There are never any passengers in seats next to me when I fly.

Any job I take on is performed to the best of my ability.

Every woman I love loves me equally.

Every person I meet is affected by me in some positive way.

Any wrong I have ever done to anyone is forgiven.

Any wrong ever done to me is forgotten.

All the pets I ever have will be waiting for me in some kind of heaven when I die.

Repeat.